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Bumbus Attonibus Locked Script Download

Here's a lil sample for all yall who are too lazy to download a pdf off the innernet.

THE MOVIE IS SET IN AN ARTIFICIAL FLOWER FIELD. THE FLOWERS ARE NOTICEABLY FAKE, THE BACKGROUND IS PROJECTED SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT EXTENDS INTO THE DISTANCE. NATURE NOISES PLAY.

                                NARRATOR 

                      Ah, the wonders of nature

cut to a close up of dew dropping off of a fake flower petal

                                NARRATOR

                It is said that when spring comes

                mother earth arises from her slumber.

                Life resumes.

cut to a stuffed animal scurrying among the flower stems via visible string.

                               NARRATOR 

                  Spring is bountiful this year, all

                 the creatures are happy to see the sun once again.

cut back to a large papier-mache hive hanging from a twig.

                               NARRATOR

                   One of nature's most fascinating

                   creations is the honey bee. The honey

                   bee relies on an internal clock to dictate

                   his entire life.

Bee puppets one by one exit the hive. They are attached to visible strings.

                              NARRATOR 

                   Every day the honey bee awakens in

                   the early morning.

Close- ups of bee puppets landing on fake flowers. The puppets are actual dead bees attached to strings. Freeze frame. Title appears in bottom on screen: Apis Florea (Honey bee). unfreeze.

                              NARRATOR

                    All day the honey bee collects

                    nectar from up to 1000 different flowers. 

                    Precisely at noon they take a lunch break.

A whistle blows and the bees land on a rotting apple. Another whistle blows and they return to the field.

The sun starts to go down and the bee puppets return to the hive

                             NARRATOR

                    At dusk the bees return home to

                    their hive to make their honey and sleep.

The sun rises and the bee puppets exit their hive again.

                             NARRATOR

                   And thus life continues in this

                   fashion day in and day out.

The camera pans away through the tree branches to another part of the forest. Here we find a smaller hive.

                             NARRATOR 

                   Not all honey bees lead this type of

                   life though. 

The camera zooms into the hole in the front of the hive. 

INT. HONEYCOMB

We are now inside a hive bedroom. A young man in a black and yellow striped shirt, a bee, sits in a chair, staring longingly out a window.

                             NARRATOR 

                   Here we have booboo the honey bee.

                   Booboo is unlike the other bees.  

                   He is afflicted with a rare mental disorder

                   called BUMBUS ATTONIBUS                                                 

Close up of booboo resting his chin in his hand.

                            NARRATOR 

                  Because of booboo's disease he lives

                  in isolation and has developed an 

                  obsession with just one flower. 

                  A common trait of the disease is unusual 

                  shyness which leads the sufferers to take

                  up voyeuristic tendencies. Booboo is crippled 

                  by his shyness; he would rather stay at a 

                  distance than approach the flower and risk 

                  shattering the illusion of his perfect love.

I'm never doing that for you guys again, i had to space all that shit manually. i hope u liked it.